I wanted 'Tom Hark' ..
Elijah(I think)and his Zig Zag Jive Flutes
..the organist wouldn't play it[V]
Said that Dr Marsh .. the priest at
Wrightington.. would recognise it which ever
way he played it as he was a Doctor of Music!!
I can't remember which piece of music I made my
triumphal entry to .. I was mourning Tom Hark
and trying to hitch up my garter which was
descending - fast
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The Duchess
PS Oh well before anyone says it first ..
I actually did stop and pull the darned garter
up to my thigh .. as one of the guests said
" The music started .. we waited and waited ..
then turned round and there she was, skirts
and masses of tulle above her head, and she
was pulling up her frilly knickers!!"
To this day I still haven't convinced them that
it was my garter[

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T. D.