11-Oct-2005, 01:41 PM
THIS IS A TRUE STORY THAT HAPPENED TO ME WHEN I WAS 13 OR 14. IT WAS POTATO PICKING WEEK, I WENT WITH SOME MATES TO THE FARM ,THE ONE ON THAT BAD BEND AT COCKER- BAR,WE ALL GOT ON THE FARMERS LORRY AND WE WENT OVER THE BRIDGE ABOVE THE RAILWAY TRACK, AND INTO THE FIELD. AFTER 1HOUR OR SO MY LITTLE BACK WAS KILLING ME , ME WEIGHING AROUND 6 STONE AT THE TIME,
DINNER TIME CAME,EVERYONE GETS THEIR BUTTIES OUT ,USUALLY JAM, OR LEMON CHEESE, SYRUP OR TREACLE IF YOU WERE POSH,OR SQUASHED BANANA ,REMEMBER THEM AS SOON AS YOU TOOK A BITE ,A LUMP OF BANANA FELL TO THE FLOOR,WEVE ALL HAD EM !. I MANAGED TO STICK THIS POTATO PICKING LARK OUT FOR A FULL WEEK, WITH BLISTERED HANDS CUTS AND BRUISING, I TOOK MY WEEKS MONEY HOME,
MY MOTHER KEPT 3/4 OF IT AND GAVE ME THE OTHER 1/4. CANT REMEMBER HOW MUCH ,WELL OFF I GO SHOPPING, WHAT SHOULD I BUY ?I WANTED SO MUCH. ANYWAY I SAW THESE BRIGHT YELLOW JEANS !!YES BRIGHT YELLOW!!,GETS THEM HOME ,IRONED TRANSFERS OF THE ONE AND ONLY ELVIS ALL OVER THEM,.WELL GOT A RIGHT GOOD TELLING OFF . MORE STUCK TO MOTHERS IRON THAN MY JEANS,I DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD TO PUT PAPER OVER THE TRANSFERS FIRST,GOT A RIGHT GOOD TELLING OFF I DID,I HAD TO GO POTATO PICKING AGAIN THE FOLLOWING WEEK ,TO BUY MY MOTHER A NEW IRON.BUT THAT WAS THE LAST TIME I EVER WENT, I DID GO BEETROOT SCREWING BUT THATS ANOTHER STORY.[
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DINNER TIME CAME,EVERYONE GETS THEIR BUTTIES OUT ,USUALLY JAM, OR LEMON CHEESE, SYRUP OR TREACLE IF YOU WERE POSH,OR SQUASHED BANANA ,REMEMBER THEM AS SOON AS YOU TOOK A BITE ,A LUMP OF BANANA FELL TO THE FLOOR,WEVE ALL HAD EM !. I MANAGED TO STICK THIS POTATO PICKING LARK OUT FOR A FULL WEEK, WITH BLISTERED HANDS CUTS AND BRUISING, I TOOK MY WEEKS MONEY HOME,
MY MOTHER KEPT 3/4 OF IT AND GAVE ME THE OTHER 1/4. CANT REMEMBER HOW MUCH ,WELL OFF I GO SHOPPING, WHAT SHOULD I BUY ?I WANTED SO MUCH. ANYWAY I SAW THESE BRIGHT YELLOW JEANS !!YES BRIGHT YELLOW!!,GETS THEM HOME ,IRONED TRANSFERS OF THE ONE AND ONLY ELVIS ALL OVER THEM,.WELL GOT A RIGHT GOOD TELLING OFF . MORE STUCK TO MOTHERS IRON THAN MY JEANS,I DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD TO PUT PAPER OVER THE TRANSFERS FIRST,GOT A RIGHT GOOD TELLING OFF I DID,I HAD TO GO POTATO PICKING AGAIN THE FOLLOWING WEEK ,TO BUY MY MOTHER A NEW IRON.BUT THAT WAS THE LAST TIME I EVER WENT, I DID GO BEETROOT SCREWING BUT THATS ANOTHER STORY.[
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